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[personal profile] blastedass 2024-02-15 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[he'll get used to it. hopefully...]

penguins? how'd the zoo avoid the tsunami?
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[personal profile] blastedass 2024-02-15 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
for a tsunami?

[... maybe. he can't say one way or another. the other part makes him bristle.]

uh-huh.
so if it comes down to it, let you die and save the penguin.
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[personal profile] blastedass 2024-02-15 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ... ]

i'll let it peck your ear off.

[bastard. you're not allowed to outsmart him with simple comments.]

it's fine.
[it's not 100% but he won't say that.]
of course i can cook!
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[personal profile] blastedass 2024-02-15 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[HE STILL HAS AN ISSUE WITH WHAT YOU SAID, DAMMIT!!]

what kind of meat?
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[personal profile] blastedass 2024-02-15 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[look, other issue aside, he has every right to be wary that denji would bring back a massive slab of kaiju whale meat and slap it down on the table.

technically "steak" could still mean kaiju whale meat... it's just a type of cut.

but that's not what denji's getting at, is he.]


you got a special dish in mind you want me to make with it?
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[personal profile] blastedass 2024-02-16 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
[just for that, bakugou's going to ask the scientists of LILITH to look into whether the meat is safe for consumption. if it is, there's no point in leaving a food source out there to rot. maybe they can use other parts of the kaiju for supplies. bones, oil, blubber, skin, teeth, who the fuck knows. it's primeval, but they're not running luxury here.

you really think horny people are going to buy kaiju fins for aphrodisiacs, denji? ... stranger things have been done.]


hmph, dork.
sounds good. i'll make your mouth water.
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[personal profile] blastedass 2024-02-16 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
[one, he's not going to tell him. two, it's not like they ACTUALLY make horny drugs. it's just a stupid superstition that gets a lot of sharks killed for bullshit reasons. though honestly, bakugou does want to recycle and use the kaiju corpses if possible.

the irony of calling this a date when the other thread is...]


how far out are you?
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[personal profile] blastedass 2024-02-16 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[he's had enough of his classmates use the phrase by now to just ignore it, only calling them out if he feels like being a gremlin. which is more common than you think.]

i'll be in the kitchen.
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[personal profile] blastedass 2024-02-16 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[they all got a hefty pay for their work taking out the kaiju, as promised by lilith at the start of all this. plus the new job isn't doing anything negative on denji's wallet at least. bakugou's found the job even more tolerable (even enjoyable) now that he has someone he knows on the force with him. another strong outsider makes it even better. not every day is taking down criminals, some days are boring work, like keeping watch (and order) over an event or coming to inspect a call about a potential intruder or thief, but there's definitely enough work and issue in neo tokyo to keep two cops busy. plus getting to drive.

bakugou's in the kitchen as said earlier, the rice cooker already going with a load of seasoned rice. it'll be a bit before it's done, more than enough time for them to make the rest of the katsudon. he looks over his shoulder when denji arrives, arching a brow when the half-devil sets down two large shopping bags. a steak of meat and a bottle of grape juice can't be the only things he has in that load. but the look of pride on denji's face curbs any comment from bakugou. let the guy have his moment.]


I haven't eaten since breakfast. [so he'll devour whatever they make. leaving the counter, he comes to the table to look at the groceries.] What else did you get outside of steak and "wine"?
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[personal profile] blastedass 2024-02-17 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[he'll work on the driving skill at some point, but didn't want to overload denji with a lot of things to learn at once. hell if the guy even knew how to fire a gun before he became a cop, but considering the reaction before and request not to have one, bakugou assumes "nope" on that skill. as per denji's preference, he wasn't given a gun, and if possible, the officers he works with tend to stick to stun guns and tasers for the outsider's comfort. hey, the guy can pop chainsaws. that's a big boon!

bakugou has been tempted to swerve and ram denji's thick head into something when the guy sticks it out the damn window... but he resists the urge and usually just grabs the half-devil's shirt to drag him back inside when it's time.]


Damn, you went all out for this. [ha ha fucking ha on the "paid for" clarification. but when denji mentions "this", bakugou narrows his eyes at the reveal of a surprising dessert. sponge cake? and no some simple fare either. it's obvious the half-devil either waited in line or punched a few people to get to it. while bakugou's not fond of sweets, he doesn't dislike them. lighter sweets are his preference, such as popsicles or ice cream, but every now and then, cakes and cookies aren't bad. he can indulge in this since denji's put in such an effort.]

Heh. Flatterer. [he gets the gratitude in denji's voice and words, accepting in in his own gruff way. it's not like bakugou lets denji mooch off him all the time. if they cook together, they do the dishes together. they're on the same police force together. sometimes grocery shopping together (and damn right they either toggle payments or split the bill). but denji's someone bakugou finds he doesn't mind being around him, doing whatever he's doing. in some ways, he's similar to kirishima, a very honest guy who can exasperate bakugou, yet also proves to be a quiet comfort.]

Go ahead and change. I'll put this away. When you get back, you can help cook. [that's actually a highly-paid compliment coming from bakugo's mouth.]
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[personal profile] blastedass 2024-02-18 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[bakugou will never want to not be a hero, but there's something to be said for occasionally remembering that he's also just a high school kid. their school might be a hero school, but it's also a high school. his classmates would be comically "shocked" whenever they ended up getting tasked to do, what they called, 'normal' classwork or scholastic activities. things that didn't involve dealing with villains invading their school, villains kidnapping their classmates, villains starting a national war with the heroes... and not dealing with aizawa-sensei's training from hell. though somehow the man managed to make that always a factor of whatever task they were doing, whether that meant threatening them with a time limit or incorporating his own requirements so it wouldn't be a purely "fun" task to do. all said, the chance to just be a normal kid again... for a while... it's not the worst thing to do.

denji shouldn't be too hard on himself. many people find money to be the root of happiness. it provides comfort and security, two things that branch off surviving to make it enjoyable. bakugou won't try to pry any deeper feeling from denji at the moment. he's had enough of people (synthia) trying to pry shit out of him as well. so while the devil hunter goes off to change, bakugou tasks himself with putting the groceries away. he leaves out what they'll need for the katsudon.

when denji returns, bakugou's already got an array of things waiting. an egg wash in one bowl, a flour dredge in another, and the seasoned panko coating in a third bowl. the meat lies on a cutting board, getting sliced into thin strips by the blonde's skillful hands, then laid to the side on a plate. compared to denji's current casual wear, bakugou's in much the same, a black t-shirt and black sweatpants with basic slips so he's not walking around barefoot. he tenses up when denji suddenly leans his chin right on his damn shoulder. what the fuck?! persona! space much?!]
You wanna get stabbed?!

[though he's not telling denji to... you know... move. it is chilly right now and the added body heat isn't completely unwelcome. even if it's fucking weird to have someone so close. tch, no one's in the kitchen so... maybe he'll just let him get away with it for once. denji's been through a lot.] The meat's not even cooked, dumbass. Go put a carrot in your gullet.

[no, he doesn't think raw meat will be bad for denji. but it won't taste as good. it's not like it's sushi.]

Yeah? You can order rare, medium, well done, blackened, whatever you want. [and just in case-] It's not the same for katsudon though.
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[personal profile] blastedass 2024-02-19 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[you wanna organize shit if you're making a meal with different ingredients! who wants to cook with all their crap piled in the same general area? at least denji can take it that bakugou's the kind who likes it that way. even if the blonde can't see it, he figures the guy hovering over his shoulder is close to drooling. good thing there's some food within hand reach to stuff in his mouth if he starts to drip. annoyingly, denji pays more attention to bakugou's body language than his words (like most of his u.a. classmates do) and that means he gets to stick around longer without driving the explosive blonde up the damn wall. so instead of going int denji, the knife returns to the vegetables in front of him. slicing the carrots and peppers, dicing potatoes and mushrooms, taking broccoli down to florets, making matchsticks out of radishes, and mincing some garlic + ginger for added flavor. it'll be a rather filling katsudon.

so long as denji doesn't get all flush up against his back, he's not going to get bakugou's elbow repeatedly thudding into his stomach for his troubles. he focuses on the food in front of him, not entirely sure why he's tolerating this hovering, but for whatever reason, is. maybe it's warmth, maybe it's just because he knows denji's a damn puppy.]


Only the outside is charred. The inside is still good. It's a longer form of searing. [just for explanation. bakugou quirks a brow at the mention of teaching.] We're not doing katsudon medium. You wanna learn that, we'll do it another night.

[especially considering the meat's going to be breaded and fried in oil rather than baked or cooked in a pan. it's going to come out relatively medium simply due to that. though bakugou did just say "another night" so denji's got the option to get a second cooking out of him, as well as the lesson on how to do it. good thing there's no attempts to embrace him or else bakugou would've yelled at denji. cause he's chopping a bunch of shit right now and doesn't want to add denji finger to the damn mix!]

Did they deserve it? [usually the better place to start when it comes to why denji would do that. vegetables done, he's going to start working on the strips of meat.] Turn that burner on, the one under the pot. I need the oil heated.
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[personal profile] blastedass 2024-02-20 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[it's going to taste good. bakugou plans to knocking denji's damn tongue out the back of his skull with this. if the guy's never had katsudon before, he's going to wonder how he ever got along with it. (well, denji probably thinks that about almost every piece of food.) even if their kitchen has shit equipment and shoddy tool quality, so long as what they have is clean, bakugou can at least work with it. growling about it, but working. he yelps at the sudden snake of an arm around his waist to turn the burner on, not having expected denji to do that.] I coulda moved, dammit!

[and no, he's going to turn that knob down so it's not at full flame under the oil. that's just asking to smoke it at best, burn it at worst. no one wants an oil fire in the kitchen. something for denji to keep in mind when bakugou explains, quickly, why he's adjusting the flame. oil's a finicky bastard. deep frying takes some safety precautions.]

Tch, bastard. [agreeing with denji's decision to zap the guy, though he's split on whether or not he should've arrested the criminal. it was a petty crime, minor infraction, and a fine paid at best if he was brought in. at the moment, however, there are worse things to deal with and stretching the police force's resources for a shit criminal who just got the ever living fuck tazed out of him is probably not the ideal process. denji called it right.] He better take his luck and fuck off.

[with the vegetables done and set off to the side, he can get to the meat now. it's a good thing denji opted to move, because bakugou was going to need the space now. noticing the way the other blonde tugged at his shirt sleeve, he makes a mental note for another hot bath or something. if they're going to indulge tonight in whatever the fuck. denji gets to watch bakugou pat each slice of steak dry with a paper towel, then dredge it in the beaten eggs, next in the flour, and finally in the seasoned panko crumbs. he sets that one aside, then repeats it with the second one, doing it all over again until each of the slices if coated. once finished, into the oil it goes, with that immediate roiling outline of white bubbles as the oil fries the batter and cooks the meat inside. he won't take them out until they're done and crispy, needing denji to get some paper towels on a plate to absorb any lingering oil drips.

finally, time to plate it up. or bowl it. the hot rice goes into the bottom of the bowl, then some vegetable fillings, then some rice, the vegetable toppings, a drizzle of sauce, and finally one crispy fried steak atop it to crown the bowl. it'll go well with the "wine" denji procured for them. plus it warms the kitchen up too so he shouldn't be as cold.]
Eat it while it's hot.

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