[ A pretty lengthy text gets sent to this inbox. ]
Hey. My name is Lil Hal. I am an artificial intelligence application designed to simulate Dirk Strider's otherwise inimitably rad typing style, tone, cadence, personality. The algorithms are guaranteed to be 9X% indistinguishable from DS's native neurological responses, based on some statistical analysis I basically just pulled out of my ass right now.
I am conducting a questionnaire that is highly confidential and will only be shared between myself and Dirk Strider. The questionnaire is to help DS get to know strangers, friends and acquaintances better to help him have more confidence in his social skills. Although the information in the questionnaire will be shared with him, our conversation right now is 100% encrypted away from him.
Would you like to participate in the questionnaire? Yes or no?
It seems you are interested in answering the questionnaire. Fucking sick.
Please answer these questions as honestly as possible.
Thanks for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. If you'd like, you can attach a photo for easy recognition (and feel free to make it look a little spicy 🔥 )
[ this is - yeah. like, god. where to begin?! also, why?!! he's lowkey disturbed but intrigued at the same time. this is definitely better than writing some dumb reports, though. ]
uh, okay. here goes.
1. What is your name and age? denji, 20 2. Where are you from? japan 3. List three of your favorite hobbies: eating, sleeping, and watching movies. 4. Do you like horses? 🐴 yeah, they're cute 5. Who is your favorite philosopher? me. i'm a philosopher 6. Do you like to play games that require both intelligence and strategy? i like fun games. so, no to both. 7. Would you like the shit beat out of you every once in awhile? ... no. what the fuck? 8. Do you think horses are cool? ya. 9. Are you a top or a bottom? we're not that close, dude. 10. Do you think horses are the absolute shit? enough with the horses! 11. Are puppets cool? they're ok 12. List your top 3 fetishes: again, we're not that close. 13. If you had a choose between a gun and a sword, which would you choose? sword. fuck guns. 14. Are horses the best animal in existence? ... 15. Are you a sadist or a masochist? isn't it the same thing?
as for the questionnaire, remove all the horse kink and add more meaningful questions, like:
- what is your vision of a perfect date? - would you rather buy flowers for your date or chocolate? - is it normal to find the grumpy scowl on your crush's face as endearing?
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Hey. My name is Lil Hal. I am an artificial intelligence application designed to simulate Dirk Strider's otherwise inimitably rad typing style, tone, cadence, personality. The algorithms are guaranteed to be 9X% indistinguishable from DS's native neurological responses, based on some statistical analysis I basically just pulled out of my ass right now.
I am conducting a questionnaire that is highly confidential and will only be shared between myself and Dirk Strider. The questionnaire is to help DS get to know strangers, friends and acquaintances better to help him have more confidence in his social skills. Although the information in the questionnaire will be shared with him, our conversation right now is 100% encrypted away from him.
Would you like to participate in the questionnaire?
Yes or no?
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that guy. ]
sure.
i'm kinda bored right now, so why not?
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Fucking sick.
Please answer these questions as honestly as possible.
Thanks for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. If you'd like, you can attach a photo for easy recognition (and feel free to make it look a little spicy 🔥 )
no subject
uh, okay.
here goes.
1. What is your name and age? denji, 20
2. Where are you from? japan
3. List three of your favorite hobbies: eating, sleeping, and watching movies.
4. Do you like horses? 🐴 yeah, they're cute
5. Who is your favorite philosopher? me. i'm a philosopher
6. Do you like to play games that require both intelligence and strategy? i like fun games. so, no to both.
7. Would you like the shit beat out of you every once in awhile? ... no. what the fuck?
8. Do you think horses are cool? ya.
9. Are you a top or a bottom? we're not that close, dude.
10. Do you think horses are the absolute shit? enough with the horses!
11. Are puppets cool? they're ok
12. List your top 3 fetishes: again, we're not that close.
13. If you had a choose between a gun and a sword, which would you choose? sword. fuck guns.
14. Are horses the best animal in existence? ...
15. Are you a sadist or a masochist? isn't it the same thing?
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By the way, a sadist receives pleasure by inflicting pain on others. A masochist receives pleasure from having pain inflicted upon them.
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as for the questionnaire, remove all the horse kink and add more meaningful questions, like:
- what is your vision of a perfect date?
- would you rather buy flowers for your date or chocolate?
- is it normal to find the grumpy scowl on your crush's face as endearing?
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they're weird.
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The questions are tailored to Dirk Strider's personal preferences. Horses are his favorite animal.
Elaborate how that is weird.
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anyway, how is this helpful for dirk? asking me and some other outsiders these questions?
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Therefore, he struggles in social situations. The questionnaire allows him to find common interests and talking points with fellow Outsiders.