[ he's been explaining himself over and over and just getting irritated by people who think it's stupid, so he's not going to say anything more this time. ]
you've never gotten your penis checked by a doctor? they can be very respectful.
[ ieiri-san... wasn't, but she's a special case. ]
[ the sheets won't do shit, but it seems megumi likes to believe there is hope that a penis doctor wouldn't shame him in the future. denji shouldn't crush his hopes, huh. ]
i don't know about the cancer cells, and i don't know how they work, but i assume growing new body parts all the time does keep you super healthy, right? like a fresh start. brand new organs.
[ crush his hopes. might as well crush his balls, since he doesn't have the former. ]
that's what cancer cells do, though. oversimplification, but it's unfettered cellular growth, both good and bad. the body maintains itself through a cycle of life and death. cells are born, do what they need to, then die. new cells are born to take their place, then on and on.
cancer ignores that cycle. it forces growth even in places where it should be killed.
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it's either a diss or bedroom talk.
[ more importantly- ]
so you're fighting this anon to defend yuuji's honor or something?
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[ he's been explaining himself over and over and just getting irritated by people who think it's stupid, so he's not going to say anything more this time. ]
you've never gotten your penis checked by a doctor? they can be very respectful.
[ ieiri-san... wasn't, but she's a special case. ]
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[ he would've called him a silly bunny if it wasn't for their history, even when this version of megumi doesn't remember it. sucks, but oh well. ]
how can they be respectful when they're talking about your bruised dick? nah, it's impossible. keep that talk under the sheets.
and no. i'll never need to see a penis doctor.
my body is always healing.
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[ being a friend at all is foreign enough; being a friend that tries is even stranger. ]
there are sheets in a hospital. even in a clinic too. you've really never been? isn't it important to make sure your insides are just as healthy?
unless healing is one of your abilities... but how would that work against cancer cells?
[ so, he's got questions. ]
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i don't know about the cancer cells, and i don't know how they work, but i assume growing new body parts all the time does keep you super healthy, right?
like a fresh start. brand new organs.
i can heal after i consume blood.
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that's what cancer cells do, though. oversimplification, but it's unfettered cellular growth, both good and bad. the body maintains itself through a cycle of life and death. cells are born, do what they need to, then die. new cells are born to take their place, then on and on.
cancer ignores that cycle. it forces growth even in places where it should be killed.
how much blood do you usually need?
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pretty sure i can't catch those nasty cancer cells.
i don't even get sick. well, aside from puking out something hella gross.
[ or puking out an entire human and other devils, but let's not talk about that. ]
a few drops could work, but it depends on the quality.
kaiju blood is shit, so i'd recover, but i won't be in the best shape ever.
humans, though ...