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You didn't die in all that, right?
[Yes, the so-pleasant "are you okay" post-kaiju war text. Not like he's checking in on Denji or anything.]
[Yes, the so-pleasant "are you okay" post-kaiju war text. Not like he's checking in on Denji or anything.]
you just answered, idiot.
[denji's here, texting in response, so no, he didn't die. in that he's not dead dead.]
[denji's here, texting in response, so no, he didn't die. in that he's not dead dead.]
LIKE HELL I WAS!!
[yes]
i didn't see you after the fight; that's all.
[double yes]
[yes]
i didn't see you after the fight; that's all.
[double yes]
[he'll get used to it. hopefully...]
penguins? how'd the zoo avoid the tsunami?
penguins? how'd the zoo avoid the tsunami?
for a tsunami?
[... maybe. he can't say one way or another. the other part makes him bristle.]
uh-huh.
so if it comes down to it, let you die and save the penguin.
[... maybe. he can't say one way or another. the other part makes him bristle.]
uh-huh.
so if it comes down to it, let you die and save the penguin.
[ ... ]
i'll let it peck your ear off.
[bastard. you're not allowed to outsmart him with simple comments.]
it's fine.
[it's not 100% but he won't say that.]
of course i can cook!
i'll let it peck your ear off.
[bastard. you're not allowed to outsmart him with simple comments.]
it's fine.
[it's not 100% but he won't say that.]
of course i can cook!
[HE STILL HAS AN ISSUE WITH WHAT YOU SAID, DAMMIT!!]
what kind of meat?
what kind of meat?
[look, other issue aside, he has every right to be wary that denji would bring back a massive slab of kaiju whale meat and slap it down on the table.
technically "steak" could still mean kaiju whale meat... it's just a type of cut.
but that's not what denji's getting at, is he.]
you got a special dish in mind you want me to make with it?
technically "steak" could still mean kaiju whale meat... it's just a type of cut.
but that's not what denji's getting at, is he.]
you got a special dish in mind you want me to make with it?
[ listen-
that was the original plan, but he was so sick of eating all those orcas so he couldn't stomach the idea of having more. he is, however, keeping a few nice souvenirs in case some rich freaks are into buying a kaiju's fin. surely they are worth something.
bakugou didn't need to know about this. ]
hmm, maybe some mashed potatoes on the side.
let's get grape juice and pretend we're drinking wine too.
that was the original plan, but he was so sick of eating all those orcas so he couldn't stomach the idea of having more. he is, however, keeping a few nice souvenirs in case some rich freaks are into buying a kaiju's fin. surely they are worth something.
bakugou didn't need to know about this. ]
hmm, maybe some mashed potatoes on the side.
let's get grape juice and pretend we're drinking wine too.
Edited 2024-02-16 06:36 (UTC)
[just for that, bakugou's going to ask the scientists of LILITH to look into whether the meat is safe for consumption. if it is, there's no point in leaving a food source out there to rot. maybe they can use other parts of the kaiju for supplies. bones, oil, blubber, skin, teeth, who the fuck knows. it's primeval, but they're not running luxury here.
you really think horny people are going to buy kaiju fins for aphrodisiacs, denji? ... stranger things have been done.]
hmph, dork.
sounds good. i'll make your mouth water.
you really think horny people are going to buy kaiju fins for aphrodisiacs, denji? ... stranger things have been done.]
hmph, dork.
sounds good. i'll make your mouth water.
[one, he's not going to tell him. two, it's not like they ACTUALLY make horny drugs. it's just a stupid superstition that gets a lot of sharks killed for bullshit reasons. though honestly, bakugou does want to recycle and use the kaiju corpses if possible.
the irony of calling this a date when the other thread is...]
how far out are you?
how far out are you?
[he's had enough of his classmates use the phrase by now to just ignore it, only calling them out if he feels like being a gremlin. which is more common than you think.]
i'll be in the kitchen.
i'll be in the kitchen.
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